ostensibly shingles

documenting any of my illnesses or afflictions
preferably as graphic and gross as possible

Last Post!

Ostensibly Shingles, once without namesake Shingles (manifested in rash “Steven,” back when I didn’t know anyone name Steven) has lost motivation to continue as an all purpose health-tracking blog.

Updates skipped include the return of myokymia, suspected Lyme’s Disease, sore muscles, and a root canal.

Final update: Prescribed “use at your discression” glasses. One of my eyes is farsighted and astigmatic, which kind of cancel each other out. But it’s still different from my other and that gets annoying. Everything I do is pretty strenuous on my eyes so I’m getting glasses. I think I have a heart-shaped face.

ALMOSTSHINGLES

I have hives.

BACK FROM WILLIMANTIC

Back from Willimantic.

What a cute place to live, if not staid and scorching.

Like always, my clothes decision was an albatross that was the only down point of the trip. (besides not shooting sun dick) The New York City:Willimantic air conditioning ratio is extremely weighted.

But most importantly, Steven was referenced twice during the trip. In great whisper and obscure reference, my shingles is gone but not forgotten.

Ah, I am hopeless.

transcribing all the live-long day: shooting pain in the left index finger.

christening the shooting pain kenneth.

or rather, my body isn’t ailing and it’s killing my blogging

my body is falling apart and my tumblarity isnt making it any better

sleep deprivation causes the return of myokymia..or..eyelid twitching…not noticable to people outside by body, but certainly a slightly worrysome affair.

i dont want to be the kind of person whose eyelid twitches.

dry skin, sunburn…

SANS PICTURES.

for your sake

bike seat left too high, four hours biking. bruises on the ass.

sore arms.

Lacking disgusting or gruesome bodily events completely corresponds with lack of updates.

Believe me, I am trying.

JIGGITY FUCKIN JOG

BREAKING NEWS: Fluctuating lactose intolerance has taken a turn for the delicious. EMACK&BOLIOS. FROSTIES with keveline. (kevy cakes and miracle manning) Length of intolerance break is unknown but enjoyment of milk (none) and milk products (some) remains. For now I can digest them…mostly.

Scar from shooting on my back right leg is disapearring. Finally.

Bug bites galore. Iz that charlottesville chocolate cake, sugarin up my blood.

Cracking back returns in excess. Catalyzed by chinatown bus naps in contoring positions.

I haven’t showered since we jumped into a leechy river. I’m going to BATHE.

And cut the ends of my hair.

odd napping patterns induced by stomach aches, heartburn, and apathy seem to have undone any regularly scheduled sleeping.

antidote includes extended aim conversations, eric rodriguez, mtv juvies, lynne ramsay

-6:20 AM

exhaustion prevails, including aches and lethargy.

much effort to realign sleeping schedule…have succeeded after two weeks.

caffeine addiction thrives.

extended walks around the city, aching foot arches.

lack of scheduled meals. frequently eating string cheese, leftover chocolate cake, hummus. manifestation in acne.

i reversed my sleeping schedule, i woke up at four thirty to a text message and promptly finished my jar of olives.

i can’t remember much of going to the diner with my dad, but i know i gave him a suitcase of heirlooms.