JIGGITY FUCKIN JOG
BREAKING NEWS: Fluctuating lactose intolerance has taken a turn for the delicious. EMACK&BOLIOS. FROSTIES with keveline. (kevy cakes and miracle manning) Length of intolerance break is unknown but enjoyment of milk (none) and milk products (some) remains. For now I can digest them…mostly.
Scar from shooting on my back right leg is disapearring. Finally.
Bug bites galore. Iz that charlottesville chocolate cake, sugarin up my blood.
Cracking back returns in excess. Catalyzed by chinatown bus naps in contoring positions.
I haven’t showered since we jumped into a leechy river. I’m going to BATHE.
And cut the ends of my hair.
